OLD MACDONALD'S
FIGHT CLUB

THE GLORY OF HAND TO CLAW COMBAT

CAN YOU
TAKE ON THE FARM?

THE CLUB:

Travelling from city to city,
Old MacDonald’s Fight Club is the last word in raw, underground combat. A secretive, high-stakes arena where fighters clash against beasts in blood-soaked duels.

You’ve hypothesised about it with your friends – “What is the biggest animal you could best in mortal combat?” 

Now it’s time to put that to the test against an animal with an all consuming bloodlust,  jacked up on Old MacDonald’s secret blend of stimulants, hallucinogens and adrenergic compounds.

THE RULES:

NO WEAPONS

An open arena with no where to hide – you can only rely on your wits and your fists.

NO MERCY

No quarter will be received.

None shall be given.

NO BACKING OUT

The fight doesn’t end until

one of you can’t continue.

LATEST EVENTS

We’re always raising the stakes with new matchups, wilder beasts and bigger bets. From fresh blood in the ring to high-stakes grudge matches, the fight never stops at Old MacDonald’s. Stay tuned for the latest clashes of fang, claw, and fist.

Berlin / GERMANY
Old Bunker Techno Club

Lima / PERU
Catacombs of Illapa

Blackpool / UK
Pleasure Beach Main Stage

Manila / PHILIPPINES
Abandoned dock house

Human Fighter Profile:
Jānis "Cattle Prod" Kalniņš

Hometown: Viļaka, Latvia
Occupation: Powergrid Operator
Teeth Lost: 4
Squirrels defeated: 24
Toughest opponent: Rabid Capybara
Times declared legally dead: 2
Signature drink: “Viļaka Varnish” (Vodka, Motor oil)
Post fight meal: Raw onion, black rye bread, Salo (cured pork fat)
Preferred opponent: No feathers.
Signature move: Ankle pick to headbutt
Banned from: Japan, Switzerland.

"I came for the bets, stayed for the blood, and left with a story I can’t legally tell."

John Doe